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Πριν δημοσιεύσεις screenshot στο Facebook, φρόντισε να έχεις κλείσει τις σελίδες πορνό...

Ένα σκάνδαλο που απασχολεί τις τελευταίες ώρες ειδικά την αμερικανική κοινή γνώμη αφορά τον Mike Webb υποψήφιο για το Κογκρέσο των ΗΠΑ από το 8ο διαμέρισμα της Βιρτζίνια.

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Όπως διαβάζουμε στο secnews.gr, ο Webb θα εκτιμούσε πολύ τις ψήφους των Αμερικάνων, εκτιμά όμως και λίγο χρόνο μόνος του με τις σελίδες πορνό “IVONE SEXY AMATEUR” και “LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BODY.”

Για πολλές ώρες ο Mike Webb είχε το παρακάτω post δημοσιευμένο στη σελίδα της καμπάνιας του στο Facebook και έβλεπε όλος ο κόσμος τι πορνό προτιμάει!

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Με ένα γρήγορο googling διαπιστώνει κανείς ότι και τα δύο είναι πορνογραφικά βίντεο. Έτσι, ο Mike Webb μετά το σάλο που προκάλεσε στο Διαδίκτυο αποφάσισε να απαντήσει με ένα post στο Facebook που δεν τον σώζει καθόλου βέβαια και σας παραθέτουμε παρακάτω. Βέβαια δεν ξέρουμε ποιο είναι πιο ντροπιαστικό οι σελίδες πορνό ή ότι ο Webb χρησιμοποιεί ως μηχανή αναζήτησης το Yahoo; Λυπόμαστε αλλά μάλλον δε θα έχεις πολλή τύχη στις εκλογές Mike!

Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems. Well, the Geek Squad techs testified to me, after servicing thousands of computers at the Baileys Crossroads location that they had never seen any computer using their signature virus protection for the time period to acquire over 4800 viruses, 300 of which would require re-installation of the operating system. We are currently awaiting their attempt at recovery of files on that machine accidentally deleted when they failed to backup files before re-installation, a scenario about which Matthew Wavro speculated openly to me before we were informed by the Geek Squad that that had indeed occurred…. But, now let me tell you the results of my empirical inquiry that introduced me to Layla and Ivone. Around Powerball lottery time, January 9, 2016, I calculated the odds that my friend Rev. Howard John Wesley and I working independently arrived at the same prayer plan, and I was able to determine that there was about a one in a billion chance that that could have occurred in the way that it did. (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/…). Well, as much as folks like Duffy Taylor want to hope that the Devil is waiting for Christian candidates on a particular pornographic website to infect his or her FEC data file is even more improbable than my Paul and Silas story, and I know that Duffy Taylor is not a man of faith belief; so, I don’t know how he empirically arrives at his conclusion. I couldn’t see the probability or possibility without a RAND computer. But, that is the news that will never be printed, but no matter. We found a few more “silent majority” worms today, but we also picked up a few more of the faithful. So, not a bad day, at all.

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